Fake News: Man Keeps Personal Opinion Off Facebook, Does Want Cookie For It

Alex Pennington of Newark, New Jersey made history last night when it was found out that he hasn’t actually posted any personal opinions on Facebook this year. Though there have been several opportunities to do so, Alex has chosen instead to keep posting web comics and photos of his food on the popular social networking site.

“I just don’t think it really matters,” Alex admitted in an interview earlier this week. Everything’s been kind of crazy so far this year, and though I do have opinions on what’s happening in my life, it’s just not something I feel like sharing on Facebook. I mean, I have friends on both sides, family members, co-workers as well as people I haven’t actually seen since High School on there!”

When asked what his opinions were, he stated that he didn’t want to share that with us as well. When we asked if he thought he was special because of how he felt on several issues, he declined comment.

We then asked if he wanted a cookie, and he accepted. We then shared a few Chocolate Chip Cookies and a glass of milk before parting ways.